Here at BB, we don’t seem to understand why “trolling” exists, and why its so seemingly popular to the majority of internet faggots today. What is a troll you ask? Well if you’re on tumblr, you probably already know, but let us clarify for you.
A troll, is a passive aggressive, moronic, generally prepubescent individual (or one that acts like it), who seeks emotional relief by acting extremely immature on the internet. The majority of trolls don’t actually know how to troll or what trolling is, so they just say that they are to cover up their inability to have a reasonable argument or discussion on internet forums. Common phrases used by trolls are: “U MAD BRO!?!!” or “TROLOLOL”- usually as a replacement when asked for a normal response to something.
Example: Normal Human Being: “How are you today?”, Troll: “U MAD BRO!?!!”, NHB: “No… I just asked you how you were…?”, T: “TROLOLOLOL!!!”
The best thing about trolls it they actually find themselves hilarious- when in reality, they are pretty much the most pathetic, insecure, parasitic, low on the food chain piece of shit scum bags that exist on this less than beautiful earth.
So here is a message for all the little faggots that think that trolling is the answer to all of their problems:
Listen, I understand that your parents don’t give you enough attention, YOU’RE MAD, BRO, about your shitty life, and the only way to exert your anger is by instigating moronic bullshit on the internet. Instead of seeking so much attention from people you barely know online, why don’t you face your fear of reality and confront the actual issues you have with yourself. Face the self hatred. Kill yourself. Do something that will remove your existence from the internet, and or earth, because you annoy the shit out of everyone. If you are really going to attempt to “troll”, and bother everyone anyway, at least be literate, articulate, and have an actual argument before spamming everyone’s shit. Re-posting “umad”, 40 times in a row, isn’t making me mad, its making you look stupid and annoying.
So there you have it, FUCK YOU TROLL.