The Bitter Blog.

This blog is dedicated to articulately and elaborately talking shit about things that suck.

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Here at BB, we don’t seem to understand why “trolling” exists, and why its so seemingly popular to the majority of internet faggots today. What is a troll you ask? Well if you’re on tumblr, you probably already know, but let us clarify for you. 

A troll, is a passive aggressive, moronic, generally prepubescent individual (or one that acts like it), who seeks emotional relief by acting extremely immature on the internet. The majority of trolls don’t actually know how to troll or what trolling is, so they just say that they are to cover up their inability to have a reasonable argument or discussion on internet forums. Common phrases used by trolls are: “U MAD BRO!?!!” or “TROLOLOL”- usually as a replacement when asked for a normal response to something.

Example: Normal Human Being: “How are you today?”, Troll: “U MAD BRO!?!!”, NHB: “No… I just asked you how you were…?”, T: “TROLOLOLOL!!!”

The best thing about trolls it they actually find themselves hilarious- when in reality, they are pretty much the most pathetic, insecure, parasitic, low on the food chain piece of shit scum bags that exist on this less than beautiful earth. 

So here is a message for all the little faggots that think that trolling is the answer to all of their problems:

Listen, I understand that your parents don’t give you enough attention, YOU’RE MAD, BRO, about your shitty life, and the only way to exert your anger is by instigating moronic bullshit on the internet. Instead of seeking so much attention from people you barely know online, why don’t you face your fear of reality and confront the actual issues you have with yourself. Face the self hatred. Kill yourself. Do something that will remove your existence from the internet, and or earth, because you annoy the shit out of everyone. If you are really going to attempt to “troll”, and bother everyone anyway, at least be literate, articulate, and have an actual argument before spamming everyone’s shit. Re-posting “umad”, 40 times in a row, isn’t making me mad, its making you look stupid and annoying.

So there you have it, FUCK YOU TROLL.

State of the Internet Address

I remember the days where the internet was young and so was I. The extent of computer usage among my peers were flickr, livejournal, myspasce, you remember those days. If you did anything else on the web you had to be at least somewhat competent and most likely a part of a few forums. Memes were hidden gems, inaccessible to the general public or rather the brainless swarms of idiocy that has overrun the intertubes today under the mask of social networking. Shit back then was original, genuinely funny more often than not. And yes, cats still did rule the internet.

Today, everybody and their fucking grandmother is on facebook and reddit regurgitating the same fucking bullshit. I’m fucking sick of it. Memes, sappy picture quotes, throwing around hastags where they don’t need to be. And rage comics, oh boy. There better ways to tell stories you fucking unoriginal sock-sniffer. Drive off a cliff with all of your life belongings because nobody loves you and an internet comic isn’t ever going to change that.

Let’s talk about the worthless shit stains who thrive on this content, internet tryhards. I can see right through you, everyone can see right through you. You’re forcing it. Lucky for you there are more than enough dull space consuming wastes of matter ready to take anything you throw at them up their loose butthole.

YOU’RE NOT FUCKING FUNNY. GO AHEAD, REPOST THAT SAME MEME ONE MORE TIME, I DARE YOU, I DOULBE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKA

You do it for the attention, these things are funny to you because you are an unoriginal person yourself. You suck. Follow the mold you mindless lemming. When the zombie apocalypse comes, look out, because you’re going to be the first ones I go looking to cleanse this earth of, infected or not.

"o n if u type liek dis" constantly, you don’t belong with the gifts you’ve been given. YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO ACT INTELLIGENT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Please do the world a favor by digging your own grave, lying in it, and swallowing a bottle of sleeping pills. We’ll make sure to cover you up. Thanks.

One last rant. You fucking shitbag low lifes who comment on girls pictures with comments like “looking hot”, “you’re so sexy”, etc. Do you really think thats doing anything for you other than making you look like a desperate douche? Stop trying so hard. Do you think these women are ever going to seriously talk to you when the most you can do is comment on a picture from a computer that you’re probably fapping behind. Fuck you.

-BB

When people say “not to sound like an asshole..”

before they say something really shitty. Its obvious you did mean to sound like an asshole. All you’ve done for yourself is make it clear to everyone that you’re indecisive and don’t actually know what point you are trying to get across. If you don’t “mean to sound like an asshole”, then don’t open your mouth in the first place.

Cheaters vs. those who date them.

This is something every tumblr girl should like, heart, reblog, fap to, shlick to, what ever. 

Everyone here at the Bitter Blog hates a cheater- almost as much as we hate the bitches that are poor decision makers and date the asshole regardless of his sneaky, shitty ass ways. 

First, lets address the cheaters. Most individuals that make the heartless and terrible decision to cheat on their spouse are either sociopathic narcissist’s, and or have serious self esteem issues that they hide by disrespectfully betraying their spouse and fucking all the bitches… or what ever? As far as a cheater goes, we have zero faith in them actually ever being a decent individual, so us bitter bloggers don’t really have much to say seeing as its useless to be bitter. We will say just for kicks- fuck you douche bag, hope you get an std, hope you get pregnant and have an ugly baby, or something just terrible happens to you in general because what ever.

ANYWAY

We are quite bitter about the idiotic, moronic, daft, dumb, stupid idiot retards who continue to date cheaters, when they are fully aware of their cheater ways. It always brings a smile to our faces when we read a facebook status of some girl complaining about how her like boyfrrrienndd totally is an assssholeee and like oh my god he cheated on me but he said he loved me and he totally took my butt virginity like whet the fack!!?! Listen here, fucker, we don’t feel bad for you, at all, ever; nor do we care about your whore butthole stretch out first world problems. You are literally the fuel to the cheaters fire. They want your over dramatic, obnoxious, over remorseful attitude. It makes them feel empowered, so congratufuckinglations you are the reason why cheaters cheat in the first place. Have you ever considered, I dunno, not staying with him/her? Moving on with your life and actually going somewhere, instead of sitting around like a spoiled 7 year old complaining about how your life is imperfect because your cheater ass spouse cheatetly cheated so hard on you? FIRST WORLD FUCKING PROBLEMS. MOVE ON. GO OUTDOORS. BREATH IN THE FRESH AIR. WATCH BIRDS FLY AND GRASS GROW. 

Here at the bitter blog, we hate people that love to victimize themselves. That’s what all of you cheater dating cunts are like. Please take our advice, and do yourself a favor- break up with the asshole, so we don’t have to listen to you complain all the time.

All the best,

-BB

Cheaters vs. those who date them.

This is something every tumblr girl should like, heart, reblog, fap to, shlick to, what ever. 

Everyone here at the Bitter Blog hates a cheater- almost as much as we hate the bitches that are poor decision makers and date the asshole regardless of his sneaky, shitty ass ways. 

First, lets address the cheaters. Most individuals that make the heartless and terrible decision to cheat on their spouse are either sociopathic narcissist’s, and or have serious self esteem issues that they hide by disrespectfully betraying their spouse and fucking all the bitches… or what ever? As far as a cheater goes, we have zero faith in them actually ever being a decent individual, so us bitter bloggers don’t really have much to say seeing as its useless to be bitter. We will say just for kicks- fuck you douche bag, hope you get an std, hope you get pregnant and have an ugly baby, or something just terrible happens to you in general because what ever.

ANYWAY

We are quite bitter about the idiotic, moronic, daft, dumb, stupid idiot retards who continue to date cheaters, when they are fully aware of their cheater ways. It always brings a smile to our faces when we read a facebook status of some girl complaining about how her like boyfrrrienndd totally is an assssholeee and like oh my god he cheated on me but he said he loved me and he totally took my butt virginity like whet the fack!!?! Listen here, fucker, we don’t feel bad for you, at all, ever; nor do we care about your whore asshole. You are literally the fuel to the cheaters fire. They want your over dramatic, obnoxious, over remorseful attitude. It makes them feel empowered, so congratufuckinglations you are the reason why cheaters cheat in the first place. Have you ever considered, I dunno, not staying with him/her? Moving on with your life and actually going somewhere, instead of sitting around like a spoiled 7 year old complaining about how your life is imperfect because your cheater ass spouse cheatetly cheated so hard on you? FIRST WORLD FUCKING PROBLEMS. MOVE ON. GO OUTDOORS. BREATH IN THE FRESH AIR. WATCH BIRDS FLY AND GRASS GROW. 

Here at the bitter blog, we hate people that love to victimize themselves. That’s what all of you cheater dating cunts are like. Please take our advice, and do yourself a favor- break up with the asshole, so we don’t have to listen to you complain all the time.

All the best,

-BB

Jaded ravers.

We don’t know whats worse. Tacky, kandi wearing, pokemon loving, plur fucking new age ravers, or jaded 30 year old ones that constantly complain, yet continue to go to shitty events regardless. 

Congratulations, dude. You’re pushing 35, have two kids, a minimum wage paying job and still continue to attend bullshit events— where you do nothing but continuously pop up into peoples conversations, over defining “PLUR” and talking about how “OG” you are, and how raves were better in the 90s. Also about how hardstyle is the only real kind of music, ever, and all other music is not elite enough for you. Seriously, go fucking die. You people are the worst. Raving to begin with is nothing to be proud of. Ravers in general suck so much dick. “PEACE, LOVE, UNITY AND RESPECT” should be the code to life anyways, regardless of how much ketamine you do/ once did OOOOH IN THE 90’S. 

So, please, do us all a favor and get a real job, stop feeding your kids McDonalds- all white trash and such- (because obviously thats all you can really afford seeing as you blow most of your money party drugs), and stop raving. JUST STOP.